$3 Meals? Nope.

Hey!

So my folks went on a weekend getaway to Hillsville, VA this past weekend so they could go to this festival (not really a festival, more like a huge yard sale) that they go to every year. It's actually pretty neat. There's like easily hundreds of booths set up of people either selling their crafts, their old stuff, or antiques. I'm actually pretty mad that I didn't get to go, but that's not the point. Mom brought me back a cook book called $3 Meals. I was kinda losing sight of my whole "cooking blog" idea, because obviously that's not been happening. (I cannot finish anything) BUT, this book seems pretty interesting...maybe I'll try a few recipes from it, and tell you how it goes.

The only problem I have with cookbooks like this is that the recipes hardly ever only cost 3 bucks. (I automatically imagined three male deer just now) I was looking through the recipes, and there was a pasta recipe with like 4 million ingredients, that I guess you're already supposed to have. Uh. I don't have any of that shit. I don't even have an oven that works properly the majority of the time. The noodles alone cost 3 dollars, and I'm poor ya'll. I need to find a cookbook that is titled "put salt and pepper in a pan on high...and if you wave this book over top of it, it turns into a sirloin steak." That's my kind of cook book. But whatever. The whole point of this blog was to cook stuff and then talk about it, and so far I've only cooked one thing. Which was really only a 7 out of 10. Bottom line: I'm a failure.

No, but really. I'm gonna start cooking for real soon. Especially if I get this job at Belk. Yeah. I got an interview with Belk tomorrow, and if I don't completely blow that, then I'll start making some moolah! Which means I'll have money to buy ingredients! and drugs. Wait. What?

I hope you all are having a fantastic Tuesday! (I like Tuesdays because that's when Catfish and Whose Line Is It Anyway comes on)

Chau!